> I really don't know what to say. Maybe I'm in the wrong place? I'll
> try not to be offensive, but it will be difficult.

Somehow, this strikes me as a bad way to start when joining a cult.

> I'm sure Firebird is not what I need. So can anyone here recommend
> what I DO need? I THOUGHT it was database software. Sorry, I must
> have been wrong.

What were you expecting? (this is a serious question)

Martijn Tonies
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