(Semi) Serious
Firebird: Hassle free, by design.
Firebird: MySQL on steroids
Firebird: nuff said!
Firebird: The only way is up!
Firebird: The name behind open source databases
Firebird: <tony* voice>its ggggrrrrrreeeeeeaaaaaattttt</tony voice>
Firebird: Too hot to handle
Firebird: Fun Database Management.

Political themes:

[labour]
Firebird: Data, Data, Data

[libdem]
Firebird: The real alternative to [MySQL/PostgreSQL/SQL Server]

[Conservative]
Firebird: Securing Data!

[neutral]
Firebird: Where your data [matters/counts/lasts]!

* = The tiger from Kelloggs frosties

Rgds

Si Carter
http://www.tectsoft.net/