So far, I've just tried to consume what has been written in this
thread, but one potential slogan has emerged while reading it all:

Firebird: Optimistic by nature, through generations.

Sure, it doesn't try to explain too much about Firebird, just its
optimistic locking, the MGA and its maturity (and hence, reliability).
Moreover, it is simple (which makes me relax), true and I would expect
it to make a few people curious.

> If airplanes were built the way Firebird is, your own plane would
> fit the pocket and could transport your office building to anywhere
> you like. And for free.

I really loved this Roman joke. Though I would suggest some minor
changes:

If planes were built the Firebird way, they would fit your pocket and
transport your office building anywhere you'd like. For free.

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