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my 2c:
<serious>
The High Performance Database, no DBA needed...
</serious>

<not so serious>
Firebird: What -- Me Worry?"
-Alfred E. Neuman
</not so serious>

For those who never read MAD:
http://www.answers.com/topic/alfred-e-neuman