Hi Helen,

Thursday, April 14, 2005, 10:40:05 AM, you wrote:


HB> At 09:58 AM 14/04/2005 +0200, Pavel wrote:

>>Hi all,
>>
>>Jokes are nice and powerful guerila marketing tools, as they can spread
>>the message like bushfire. To start the ball rolling, here is one I made
>>up this morning:
>>
>>Oracle and Firebird database admins sits in the pub, chatting about
>>their work, when the pocket of Oracle admin suddenly starts beeping.
>>"What's that?" asks Firebird admin.
>>"Well, that's a new handheld I've recently got from my company!", said
>>Oracle admins, and draws it from the pocket.
>>"It's simply wonderful!", he continues. "It's connected to my office via
>>pub's FireWire network, so I can see what's going on with my Oracle
>>servers, day and night. See? I can even manage them all right from here!"

HB> What a lovely gadget!" says the Firebird admin. "I would love to have
HB> one. But, my wife's right, I have to stop buying gadgets I'm never going
HB> to need."


:) That's better ;)


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