:: I'm being forced to make my application run on both SQL Server and

My condolences. ;)

But seriously - at least MS has it up to par. SQL 6 was just horrible...

:: Firebird. Where can I get something to help me convert the firebird
:: schema into something SQL Server can understand? or does
:: such a thing
:: exist?

Many ER tools can reverse engineer IB/FB and then forward engineer to SQL
server.