Subject Re: [Firebird-general] OT: FB Conference gift
Author Helen Borrie
At 09:13 AM 22/11/2006, you wrote:
>Hi *,
>
>I've got in "FB Conference papers pack" /something/ with green IBPhoenix
>lettering manufactured from probably aluminium/dural or something similar
>and I've absolutely no idea what is it.
>
>What is it?

It is a Birefird Magic Transporter. If you are ever stuck somewhere
with no bus fare, simply lay the MT on a flat surface, perform a
headstand carefully, so that the exact top point of your skull is
aligned with the green lettering, whisper "Birefird!" and you will
turn into a phoenix and can fly anywhere you need to go.

Caution: unfortunately, no Magic De-transporters are currently available.

Helen