Hi Helen,

>>> Ah, that shoulder-length blond hair is sooooooo tempting for a
>>> lady with scissors.

>> Sorry to disappoint you. You'll see in May ;-)

> You haven't shaved *your* head yet? Ah, soooo tempting for a lady
> with a Remington...

From what he says I see two possibilities:
a) he cut his hair (after listening to an old CSNY song), or
b) dyed it black (prob'ly after hearing an old Stones record)

It seems that some ladies also carry cans of peroxide in their
handbags...


Greetings,
Paul

(who really needs a haircut - trouble finding my face in the mirror
lately)